I spent a couple of days last week balled up in a blanket with an overwhelming amount of self-pity. I do not cope well being unwell as you may have gathered. And as my mind seemed to have a layer of fog over it, I couldn’t even be slightly productive. However it allowed me time to pause and take a breath. Something I haven’t done…

I entered the gymnasium yesterday after a 4 month hiatus. Let’s just say walking down the stairs to vacate the premises involved me taking up the entire stairwell and a lot of upper body strength, that I don’t have. I used to be so good and go to a class 3 times a week, DURING my lunch break. I know, I was that guy we…

Is there genuinely anything worse than after the trauma of washing your hair, actually having the deal with wet hair? I didn’t think so either. My hair dries naturally with a slight kink to it. One of those where it’s magical on holiday, but as soon as the British air/water hits it becomes simultaneously frizzy and slicked to my scalp. Also naturally I have quite…

First and foremost, HAPPY BLOODY PANCAKE DAY. I’m already dreaming of the assortment of flavours I’m going to have this eve. Lemon and sugar is an absolute classic, but then there’s Nutella and bacon (separately of course, I’m not a complete savage). As glorious as Pancake Day is, this year it falls the very day before Valentines Day and it got my cogs turning about…

I did a post about my basic flatlay props about 3 months ago, however I would like/hope to think I’ve improved in that time. If not, I’ll just show myself out and try not to let the door hit me. I spend most of my time on Instagram, not thinking about how crap the algorithm is (as we can all safely agree, its pretty poor)…