‘Ello treacles! Now I’m probably making myself sound like a true Brit with our stereotypical whining … however … there are some things that I just cannot get my semi-educated mind around. The 5 things people do I don’t understand:
When you’re going out somewhere, and you’ve all had the same amount of time to prepare, you’ve all been aware for exactly the same amount of time when you’re leaving. Why do you then wait until everyone’s putting their coats on to go to the loo? WHAT’S HAPPENING?! Why didn’t you go before in preparation so you could leave at the predetermined time? WHY?!
Never in my life have I ever had the need nor desire to randomly spit on the street. If something has flown into your mouth then fair enough. However, chances are that’s not the case. How much extra saliva do you have, that you need to expel it on the street?
Prime example. I was sat in Starbucks a little while ago, minding my own business enjoying my chocolate frap when this woman came up to me and asked if the chair opposite me was being used. I was alone and assumed she wanted to drag it to where she was sitting. BUT NO. She plopped herself down opposite me and started buttering her fruit loaf. Are you lost? What’s happening? After 5 minutes of awkwardly looking at my phone and our knees touching we were so close I had to evacuate. You win Starbucks lady, you win.
When you’re eating your meal and then someone else’s fork comes onto you plate … EXCUSE ME. I don’t know about you, but I’m very primal when it comes to food, I’m not that into sharing, and I’m certainly not into food theft. If you’ve asked and I’ve said yes we won’t have a problem. But if I find your hand on my plate be prepared to lose it.
LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH. I’m not sure if this is just a problem where I’m from but the second a trace of sunshine appears, it becomes apparently acceptable to remove your t-shirt and let the rest of us be blinded by your pale pale skin. It could be -4 degrees but if the suns out, so are those guns. And the saddest part, it’s normally the people that I really wish would keep their clothes on that feel the need to get it all out in everyone’s faces. Please refrain.
Even writing them down I don’t understand how these things happen. As always thank you so much for reading, be sure to follow me for future posts and head over to my Instagram for daily updates! Until next time babies xx